Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Whoah! Hold on their champ. I'm not sure if I'm ready to find out that the graffiti marshmallow weighs more than the boxed items.

"El Barto, you are the bravest mexican boxer of our time, but even you can not cheat the weigh-in by storing your muscles in a 55-gallon drum ahead of time. It is inconceivable!" "Also, please make sure you move out of our apartment soon, I've labeled

In order to be able to compete in the Mexican wrestling match, Bart had to gain some weight but he had 55 gallons of tacos to help him.

"I like to knock out fat people," crossdressing Bart thought as he bit into a rotten potato.