The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

all these goddamn kids want is football and religions! they're filling my brain with crap and i want it to stop! goddamn kids!

Mean old Mr. Bobbleshithead gets so angry when those damn jewish and muslim kids play football in front of his house.

While his sons innocently played football in the front yard, Mr. Jones plotted to break their piggy banks with a hammer. He'd get enough money to buy that new big screen TV. Even if it meant robbing his kids.

Timmy wanted a bench to watch the soccer game so bad he was ready to kill his piggy bank.